Mine: sin, kick, fool 😳
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Why Don’t Woodpeckers Get Brain Damage?
Woodpecker image via Shutterstock
If you or I bump our heads hard enough on a hunk of wood, it might smart for a while. But to get through an average day, a woodpecker might ram its head into a tree trunk at a speed of 6 or 7 meters per second some 12,000 times without seeming the least bit bothered by it. What is going on here?
things that make ya go hmmm
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Overwhelming feeling of born f’d up due to unwelcome unwanted memories that I cannot control/verify/admit/accept = apathetic lifestyle & desire to randomly verbally express myself via social network filled with strangers hmmm I’m no poet even less an author from any literary perspective however skewed
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NSFW: Reddit’s “What’s One Instance of Sexual Exploration That You Instantly Regretted?” Thread Will Make Your Genitals Burn in Sympathy
I sincerely wanted to link to this one with a quote post, but I couldn’t. Every single story was too filthy.
On a very broad level, here are the lessons learned:
- Don’t put that in there!
- Don’t microwave that before you try something with it!
- Don’t substitute that for that other thing!
- For Christ’s sake, lock your door!
And you might think these’d be enough to guess what people are going to say, but you’re wrong. The human experience is a crazy trip, and sometimes it ends with a couple vomiting on a bed.
You can read the whole Reddit thread yourself, but I recommend starting with Nick’s writeup on Slacktory and then deciding if you want more.
And spot-test all potential lubricants.
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